Time to buy all kinds of crap, wrap it up with paper & love, put a bow on it, give it to people, watch the people tear apart your lovely wrapping & then high five those people!  Yes…in THAT order!

The first thing on that list can really add up, so I’m having a little sale over at my online store to save you a little moneys.

That’s right!  13% OFF EVERYTHING!!  Why 13%, Cody?  Well, since it’s my online store, & “Cyber Monday” was on November 26th…50% of 26 is 13! Makes perfect sense right?!…OH! AND I have thirteen fingers!! That’s why! And not only will you get 13% off your ENTIRE order, but somewhere in your package will be a quick, FREE custom sketch from me.  That’s right again…even if you buy only one of ‘Those Weird Ones’ trading cards, you’ll also get a little sketch thrown in for FREE! If you buy my ‘Oddities/Deformities’ mini art book, you’ll get a custom sketch inside the book for…wait for it…..FREE! Whatever you order you’ll get an actual ink illustration done with my right hand that has 7 fingers on it!  YES! All you have to do is type in: 13FINGERS in the “Discount Code” box when completing your order & voila!…13% OFF your order AND a FREE sketch!!  FUN!  This SALE starts TOMORROW at 12:13PM CST on FRIDAY, Dec. 9th & ends at 12:13PM CST on TUESDAY, Dec….yep, y’got it…THIRTEENTH!!

Now that I’m done screaming my brains out like a crazy, car salesman, head over to my store & find something that will make you or someone else happy this Holiday.